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Monday, 23 February 2026
A German tourist paid €23 for scrambled eggs and toast at a Viru Street restaurant on Saturday, then described the meal as 'a real experience'.
Local Man Accidentally Participates in Song Festival, Declared Best Vocalist in His Street
23 Feb 2026
Kanepi Advances To Wimbledon Quarterfinal; Finland Immediately Issues Statement Claiming Her As Finnish
21 Feb 2026
Sauna Committee Reports Record 47 Noise Complaints About Sauna Silence Being Too Loud
20 Feb 2026
Peeter Laan, 38, says he parked on Kotzebue street at 2:14pm on a Tuesday and walked away without circling the block even once.
Tram number 3 pulled into Vabaduse väljak at exactly 14:07, as scheduled, and departed 40 seconds later carrying zero passengers.
Mart never signed up for the Song Festival, but a misplaced karaoke machine led to unexpected fame.
Within four minutes of Kaia Kanepi's straight-sets victory on Centre Court, Finland's Foreign Ministry released a prepared statement describing her as 'a source of great Nordic pride'.
The Tallinn Sauna Regulation Committee received 47 formal complaints in January citing 'disruptive silence' at area saunas, a new record.
The state e-services portal experienced an outage between 11:04 and 11:27 on Tuesday, during which an estimated 340,000 citizens were temporarily unable to confirm they existed.
British national James Clarke, 34, has been using the word 'noh' in daily conversation for two weeks and believes he is using it correctly.
Mart Tamm of Tartu conducted a 20-minute project review meeting using three nods, one 'noh', and a silence that colleagues described as 'extremely well-structured'.
Peeter Laan, 38, says he parked on Kotzebue street at 2:14pm on a Tuesday and walked away without circling the block even once.
Tram number 3 pulled into Vabaduse väljak at exactly 14:07, as scheduled, and departed 40 seconds later carrying zero passengers.