TALLINN — In a startling twist of digital fate, Estonia’s own Mart Kesküla inadvertently declared himself king during a routine Zoom meeting of the Riigikogu, thanks to a filters mishap. The meeting was scheduled to discuss budget allocations but quickly veered into a royal coronation.
Witnesses report that as Kesküla attempted to present his arguments for additional funding for local saunas, his face transformed into a regal visage thanks to a poorly-timed filter and a well-placed crown emoji. “Hear ye, hear ye!” proclaimed Kesküla, while others attempted to mute him.
”Who knew a budget meeting could lead to a monarchy? This is the best royal drama since Kalevipoeg battled with the devil!”
As the gavel was raised and laughter erupted, Kesküla seemed unfazed, saying, “If this is how we become kings in Estonia, I’ll take that over a usual Tuesday any day.”
The blunder sparked jokes about the necessity of political filters, with some citizens calling for a ‘meme filter’ for all future meetings. Meanwhile, the Minister of Education has proposed an educational initiative on the dangers of online royalty.
At press time, the crown emoji became available for all Estonian politicians to use as they seek to raise their status. Future sessions may need a dress code, just in case others claim royal titles.