TALLINN — The Estonian government has officially announced a new initiative aimed at solving the numerous problems it created over the past year. Citizens are reportedly excited about this development, despite having not been consulted on the matter.
Prime Minister Kaja Kallas stated, “We are committed to taking serious steps toward resolving issues we ourselves caused. This time, we really mean it!” The statement came during a press conference held in a sauna, traditionally seen as the most transparent environment for political discussions.
Plans unveiled include assembling a task force made up of bureaucrats who have successfully mastered procrastination. The goal is to brainstorm potential issues while simultaneously contributing to the unemployment rate.
”We’re working on working on it! That’s progress, right?”
Opposition leaders have expressed skepticism regarding the new initiative, citing an old Estonian proverb: “Better to ask for help after the disaster than to prevent it in the first place.”
Despite their doubts, some citizens have opted to celebrate the announcement by throwing a “Problem Found, Problem Solved” party at the local Selver. Free loaves of leib and cups of kohv will be served, as attendees brainstorm entirely new problems that the government hasn’t even thought of yet.
At press time, the task force had managed to establish a PowerPoint template for future meetings, ensuring that the cycle of bureaucratic improv continues.