TALLINN — In a shocking turn of events, the Estonian government has announced plans to have discussions about the potential for discussions with Russian President Vladimir Putin. This decision was made after officials realized they had absolutely nothing to talk about.
The Prime Minister stated, “We really have nothing to talk to Putin about today, so let’s talk about maybe talking to him next week.” Citizens across the country responded by flocking to their local saunas to celebrate this visionary leap into the future.
“It’s like running a marathon without actually competing. But hey, at least we have sauna sessions scheduled to clear our heads,” said local sauna enthusiast, Mart.
With discussions on discussions in full swing, experts predict a rise in the sale of leib (black bread) and kohv (coffee) as citizens prepare for lengthy meetings with themselves about the matter.
Critics argue that this is essentially the governmental version of spinning in circles, yet others insist that at least it’s giving them an excuse to buy a new sauna stove.
At press time, the government was reportedly drafting a proposal to discuss strategies for formally discussing the potential to consider discussions with other leaders, including the Mayor of Tartu.