TARTU — In a groundbreaking decision, Tartu University has announced that all freshmen are required to complete a sauna etiquette course.
The new initiative, designed to integrate students into Estonia’s culture, aims to prevent any awkward moments of sauna-related misunderstandings. “We want to ensure that our students know how to properly engage in conversations, not just water temperatures,” said Kadri Saunapuu, head of the newly formed Sauna Studies Department.
Freshmen will be taught essential skills like the correct way to enter a sauna, the nuances of sharing a “leib” and “kohv” while sweating profusely, and how to nod in agreement without accidentally getting steam burned. “It’s not just about being hot; it’s about stimulating the mind while stimulating the pores,” Saunapuu added.
“Everyone should know that a proper sauna experience involves more than just sitting and sweating. It’s about connecting with your classmates—one awkward silence at a time.”
In addition, students will be graded on their ability to maintain a traditional Estonian stoic expression while dodging steam clouds and engaging in chitchat about the latest tram delays.
This controversial program has already drawn mixed reactions from students. While some welcome the opportunity to improve their sauna skills, others argue that the real test should be surviving a winter without heating.
At press time, first years reported that the sauna was already nearing full capacity even before the first class began, as everyone wanted to compare towel styles.