TALLINN — Last week, the Estonian Sauna Association gathered in a remote sauna on Kihnu Island to declare it the ‘Designated DIY Sauna Capital of Estonia.’ The decision came after months of heated debates over where the best self-built saunas could really be found.
”Kihnu has it all: a rich history, a vibrant community, and frankly, a surplus of wood,” said chairperson Jaanus Pärnu. “If you’re not building a sauna on Kihnu, are you even an Estonian?”
Locals are excited by the news, with many preparing for the upcoming ‘National DIY Sauna Olympics.’ Competitors will race to build the most extravagant saunas, complete with ice-cold plunge pools and random pairs of rubber boots hanging from trees.
”Sauna building is an art form. We’ve turned it into a competitive sport!”
Coming in second place was Jõgeva, hoping to claim ‘best overpriced wood prices in Estonia.’
At press time, Kihnu was preparing for their first annual sauna etiquette seminar focusing on proper knot tying for traditional sauna hats.