TALLINN — The Estonian government has just announced a brand new feature in its e-government system: the option to use paper forms for all services.
This unexpected decision is aimed at users who yearn for the ‘good old days’ before everything was digital. “Some people just miss the smell of ink and the thrill of a hand-written signature,” said Jaanus, the proud spokesperson for the initiative.
”I love the sound of staples and the feel of crumpled paper—there’s nothing quite like it,”
Critics are baffled. Many citizens have expressed their excitement over the nostalgic return to forms that need to be printed, filled out, and mailed. “I can’t wait to open an envelope at the post office, throw my old leib in there, and send my request away!” exclaimed Tiit, who has already purchased extra stamps in preparation.
The initiative has sparked debate among younger citizens who have only ever known online forms. “I mean, what if I can’t find a functioning printer?” asked Marit, a Tallinn-based university student. “Do I go to a friend’s house or… what? This feels like a test!”
As students juggle their studies and printer hunts, the Old Town is preparing for a significant increase in walking-distance trips to the post office.
At press time, the government was spotted consulting local sauna owners to discuss the “spiritual benefits” of filling out forms by candlelight.