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Monday, 23 February 2026
A German tourist paid €23 for scrambled eggs and toast at a Viru Street restaurant on Saturday, then described the meal as 'a real experience'.
Peeter Laan, 38, says he parked on Kotzebue street at 2:14pm on a Tuesday and walked away without circling the block even once.
Tram number 3 pulled into Vabaduse väljak at exactly 14:07, as scheduled, and departed 40 seconds later carrying zero passengers.
A German tourist paid €23 for scrambled eggs and toast at a Viru Street restaurant on Saturday, then described the meal as 'a real experience'.
Peeter Laan, 38, says he parked on Kotzebue street at 2:14pm on a Tuesday and walked away without circling the block even once.
Tram number 3 pulled into Vabaduse väljak at exactly 14:07, as scheduled, and departed 40 seconds later carrying zero passengers.
