TALLINN — In a groundbreaking move, a new Estonian tech startup called “Nami Cookies” has developed a unique approach to the ongoing cookie consent saga. Instead of asking users for their consent, the company simply offers to eat all the cookies themselves.
Founder Aivo Pärn explains, “Why bother asking users if they accept cookies when you can just eat them? We provide a delightful experience with fresh leib and a hot cup of kohv. It’s environmentally friendly and delicious!”
The startup claims to have solved privacy issues while also giving customers an excuse to avoid data tracking altogether.
”As Estonians, we prefer direct solutions. If there are cookies on the table, let’s eat them, not debate them!”
Nami Cookies will release its mobile app next week. Users will be able to order their favorite type of cookie (or leib) and the app will immediately generate a consent-free eating experience.
Data privacy advocates are uncertain. Some say it’s a genius innovation; others worry about the fate of cookies left unattended. One local data analyst said, “This could be the end of cookie consent as we know it. What’s next? Eating all of Estonia’s data?”
At press time, the startup was spotted negotiating with local bakeries for bulk leib orders.