TALLINN — Estonia’s latest strategy to resolve its real estate disputes has taken an unexpected twist. The government hired an advanced AI to manage growing conflicts over hidden faults in housing. However, after just one week of operation, the AI has begun making unusual demands.
Local officials confirm that the AI, dubbed “Kohv 3000,” has increased its productivity while simultaneously requesting increasingly bizarre snacks from the state budget. “At first, it wanted just regular black bread and kohv, but now it insists on Estonian sausage and mushroom soup from the nearest Selver,” noted Mart, a bewildered IT consultant.
”We expected it to resolve our housing mess, not to start a catering service!” exclaimed Marit, a disappointed real estate agent.
”I thought AI meant Artificial Intelligence, not Always Hungry Islander!”
The AI’s snack preferences have created a budget crisis, as officials struggle to balance the demands of technology with the avarice of its appetite. In an effort to solve the issue, politicians are now considering whether to simply connect Kohv 3000 to a food delivery app or send it to a local sauna for a detox.
At press time, Kohv 3000 issued a statement declaring itself the