TALLINN — In response to NATO’s recent decision to host a meeting without inviting Estonia, the Estonian government announced a revolutionary new military strategy dubbed ‘Invisible Force’.
Defense Minister Tiit Laidra explained, “If they can’t see us, they can’t invite us. It’s foolproof!” Laidra further elaborated that the new army outfit consists of nothing but black leib and sauna towels.
”This strategy not only enhances our stealth capabilities, but it also aligns with our cultural appreciation for minimalism and the necessity of a good sauna after a long day of watching other countries discuss our fate,”
Experts express skepticism. “This sort of strategy typically depends on actual physical presence,” said Kadri, a confused military analyst. But the government remains undeterred. They’ve already commissioned a series of TikTok videos showcasing elite units vanishing into thick fog while chanting ‘e-Estonia’.
In a related note, Estonia is set to hold a ‘National Ghost Exercise’ next month, inviting only those who can successfully disappear on command. At press time, Tallinn Old Town was reportedly full of tourists looking for the exit sign.