TALLINN — In a groundbreaking move, Estonian farmers are now cultivating empty fields to secure government subsidies, boldly labeling the initiative as ‘innovative agriculture.’ With traditional planting falling out of favor, Gerda, a farmer from Tartu, speaks about her decision. “Why plant vegetables when I can plant fresh ideas?”
They’re laying bare their secret: simply leave the fields bare and file for subsidies based on empty space. “Previously, I was worried about crop failure. Now, I just celebrate harvests of fresh air,” Gerda added while enjoying a slice of leib with her kohv.
Government Reaction
The Ministry of Agriculture has shown keen support for the initiative. Minister Leena commented, “Who knew that cultivating nothing was the best way to cultivate success?”
“I was worried my land would be useless. Now it’s in fashion!”
Meanwhile, the hashtag #EmptyFarmers is trending on social media as other industries look to copy the unconventional approach. “Why work hard when you can hardly work?” asked Viktor, a local tech startup founder, claiming he already files for ‘sleep subsidy’ for his naps.
At press time, farmers were seen forming a union to demand more subsidies for simply browsing seed catalogues.